Australian Saga


An epic story of high adventure and fortean lunacy in the Land of Oz

This is a four part series I wrote about my last year of 2022 in the communist totalitarian Red Chinese colony of Australia before I finally returned home to the United States, the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave.

My Final Year

Booster Madhouse Dundee

Particle Beam Combat Champion

Final Phantasy Force Versus The Red Menace

Bonus : My Shadow Gal In Australia

For context, Australia was one of the most highly vaccinated nations in the world (94%) of all the industrialized nations counting all age groups. When my son and I escaped, there was serious planning discussed by the government for forcible vaccination door-to-door for all refuseniks using the Australian military to implement the directive. My son and I had planned to escape through the underground canal system to Indonesia before we discovered a loophole for American citizens to leave unmolested without being required a vaccination to get on board an airplane - an exception which was eliminated a few weeks after I left. We got out in one piece, but the injury to my psyche from living there 30 years will be with me forever. In addition to the deadly COVID vaccine, Australia has made any vaccine placed on the schedule by the State to be compulsory for all children since 2015 and there is no opt-out for religious beliefs or conscience objections.

Don’t worry about the Australians. God reserves his worst judgement for those nations who have utterly turned away from him and worship the State.

For those of you who have never been to Australia, you should know - I have never seen anyone with a personality and bearing more different from Australians than Paul Hogan in Crocodile Dundee. The actual Australian people are the exact opposite of him in every way possible. That’s an exercise in vanity by the Australian people who have no such good stock of men left in their nation. The original Crocodile Dundee was hunted and murdered in cold blood in 1999 by police for failing to surrender his guns under the new confiscation laws. The ensuing coverup where they attempted to paint him as a crazy drug fueled psycho was manufactured to hide the truth about what happened to him, after his livelihood and ranch was destroyed and his children taken away almost completely by government fiat. The Australians are the biggest liars on the planet and have to cover up State sponsored murders on nearly a weekly basis. Ansell’s entire cattle herd was taken and killed when the government warned of a “tuberculosis epidemic” that was later revealed to not even exist.

Australians dying like flies and “nobody knows why.”

Couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of guys. Worship the State, pay the toll.